"When I Wanted To Give The Waitress My Tip" By Alexander The Poet 07.18.06

As I paid a visit to my local diner,
And had myself something good to eat
I saw a waitress who just couldn't look finer,
For her tits and ass, could not be beat!
When she came over and asked me what I had liked,
Sadly, it was not on the menu
And yet my penis was so freaking hard and psyched,
To poke her right there in that venue!
Each time she had walked over to the table,
My cock kept thrusting and made it rise
And I felt like I was more willing and able,
To ask for some shake with them fries!
I mean, this damn cute hottie just made me say "Wow",
She was definitely worth the trip
And I shall forever always remember how,
How I wanted, to give her my tip!
THE END