"Facial Hair Styles" by Alexander The Poet 

I can't seem to agree,
On a facial hair style,
One that, would most suit me
One that I'd keep, a while,

Facial hair, is manly,
While cleanshaven, is not,
But on the contrary,
Girls find cleanshaven, hot!

A mustache, is okay
If you are in Europe,
But in The States, it's gay
Oh it's the truth, yup yup!

But a goatee is cool,
But not, on everyone
On most black men, they rule,
But not, if you're Asian!

I think beards are the best
They cover up, the face
If you're ugly, it helps
It helps, in many ways!

So what did I decide?
To shave, or not to shave?
To show face or to hide?
Live in condo or cave?

I'll do both cause I could,
Because as my mom says,
Anything will look good,
On my beautiful face!

THE END