Baby, as I gaze in your direction,
And admire your fascinating rack
In my mind, I only have one question,
Girl, would you like to shave my hairy back?
I'd ask my mother if she could do it,
But I just know she would think I was gay
So I ask you cause I refuse to quit,
And I shall keep asking you, everyday!
My sweet, I'll go buy you a gillette stick,
Along with some nice smelling shaving cream
I must warn you though, back there it's quite thick,
So time you spend shaving, may be extreme!
So what do you say my pretty angel,
Would you now like to shave my hairy back?
Because if not bitch, I'll go ask Miguel,
And he'll also gladly shave my ass crack!
THE END