"My Hairy Hole" By Alexander The Poet 12.10.07

It has occured to me quite lately,
 That a lot of gay guys have set a goal
That besides seeing my dick greatly,
 They also want to see my hairy hole!

But you know what really bothers me?,
 Why exactly do they think it's hairy?
Do I look that much like a monkey?,
 Does my ass look that much like a prairie?

Well, I'll have all of you gay guys know,
 That I do infact, like to shave my ass!
For it gives my butt cheeks a nice glow,
 And strangers do notice it when they pass!

Granted, it's tough to shave in the crack,
 But thankfully, I have me a Mach 3
So my hole that's hairy, warm, and black,
 Ends up looking so smooth and so pretty!

THE END