This poem was inspired by reading a piece of femdom fiction where a guy
was forced to smell another dude's crotch. In the piece, he referred to
it as 'his sweaty crotch hair', so that just struck me as a great title
for a poem...


"My Sweaty Crotch Hair" By Alexander The Poet 01.25.07

After thirty minutes on the treadmill,
My legs feel a lot of tear and wear
And then lots of sweat does begin to spill,
It begins to spill, from my crotch hair

It would appear my dick uses soul glo,
Cause my pubes look so shiny and wet
But there's one thing that does puzzle me so,
Does my underwear get real upset?

I truly wish I could smell my crotch hair,
So that I'd know how a girl would feel
Would it lead to the end of an affair?,
Or would she forever suck and kneel?

So whenever I do find my angel,
I would love her very much I swear
But would she love me just as much as well?,
And would she love, my sweaty crotch hair?...

THE END