"My Hairy Back" by Alexander The Poet 

This poem is about my back,
It is very hairy
It looks just as bad as Iraq,
It is fucking scary!

If you ever saw me shirtless,
I'd give you a big scare
You would be such a fucking mess,
Seeing so much backhair!

I just cannot seem to explain,
Why it's that hairy for sure
But I really cannot complain,
Keeps me warm each winter!

I wish I could get rid of it,
And make it go away
However life treats me like shit,
My backhair's here to stay!

THE END