"My Nosehair" by Alexander The Poet 

You know what's in my nose?,
I'll tell you what is there
It's hair that always grows,
I call it, my nosehair

It causes me to sneeze
Cause it gets in the way,
Cutting it ain't a breeze,
It grows back, the next day

Sometimes it may stick out,
Right underneath my nose
I do not at all doubt,
Many girls, find it gross

My nosehair does remain,
There's not much I can do
It causes me much pain,
And that my friend, is true

THE END