"Ode To My Armpit" By Alexander The Poet 06.18.06

Oh dear armpit of mine,
How foul you seem to smell
For you have crossed the line,
And now I must rebel!

You really stink a lot,
And your scent is dire
With all that hair you got,
You, cavemen admire!

I don't find you that cute,
But somehow, gay men do
They think you smell like fruit,
And are delicious too!

You always tend to sweat,
And you make most girls sick
Hence, I just do not get, 
Why you, men want to lick!

But it will end right now,
For armpit, you do reek
Today I make a vow,
To make you become chic!

THE END