Oh my dear sweet thick manly looking beard,
Let me count the ways, of how I love you so
For one day, you magically appeared,
And since then, I find it hard, to let you go!
With your presence, you make me look real smart,
And you are able to hide, my double chin
No gillette razor, can keep us apart,
Cause after I shave, you find your way back in!
Having you in my life, means lots to me,
For you help reduce skin shedding on my chin
Plus, I'm liked, by the gay community,
All the bears think, I'm quite hot and masculine!
When I go see country and rock concerts,
You help me fit in, and feel like I belong
And at ren faires when I wear pirate shirts,
You help me with busty wenches, get along!
When I wear flannel, I'm a lumberjack,
And when I wear leather, I look freakin' cool
You lessen pain from girls, when me they smack
Oh my dear sweet beard, I love you and you rule!
THE END