"Ode To My Nipple Hair" By Alexander The Poet 04.24.08

Oh my dear sweet furry nipple hair,
 What has made you enter my life?
For I say goodbye to you with nair,
 Yet you return, and give me strife!

You're not very pleasant to look at,
 And to shave you, is pretty hard
I'm tempted to hide you with a tat,
 Cause with you around, I feel scarred!

Must you surround my areola?,
 And destroy, their huge sex appeal?
I would try to call motorola,
 To get you hairy fucks repealed!

But since you insist on coming back,
 You are something I'll have to bear
But I'd rather, get sex change and a rack,
 Than deal with you, my nipple hair!

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