"Shaving My Hairy Armpits" By Alexander The Poet 08.28.04

When I start to smell real bad,
And the smell just won't call it quits
Then the only choice I have,
Is to shave my hairy armpits!

Deodorant doesn't work,
When the armpits are that hairy
At you, the armpits will smirk,
And will make you smell more scary!

For men to shave their armpits,
It is considered, somewhat gay
But with bad smell that emits,
I'd rather shave them than use spray!

Sometimes I use shaving cream,
Sometimes, an electric razor
Then smell goes, like in a dream,
And that moment I do savor!

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