"Trimming My Pubes" By Alexander
The Poet 05.23.09
Every once in a while,
My pubes, I
like to trim
Because my balls look
vile,
And not, proper
and prim
I trim them when it's hot,
For I know if I
don't
My nuts will sweat alot,
And attract
girls, they won't!
I swear, this is no joke,
My pubes are
much to bear
They often tend to poke,
Right out my
underwear!
So now you know just why,
Trim my pubes I
thus do
Cause if not, in July...
My nuts sweat
through and through!
THE END