"Trimming My Pubes" By Alexander The Poet 05.23.09

Every once in a while,
 My pubes, I like to trim
Because my balls look vile,
 And not, proper and prim

I trim them when it's hot,
 For I know if I don't
My nuts will sweat alot,
 And attract girls, they won't!

I swear, this is no joke,
 My pubes are much to bear
They often tend to poke,
 Right out my underwear!

So now you know just why,
 Trim my pubes I thus do
Cause if not, in July...
 My nuts sweat through and through!

THE END