"When I Shaved My Genital Regions" By Alexander The Poet 05.22.07

One day I had completely decided,
That I would go ahead and shave my crotch
For over my dick, much hair presided,
And thus, I couldn't just stand there and watch!

I took my trusty electric trimmer,
And headed rapidly to the bathroom
Then posed in front of mirror like swimmer,
And got ready, for my pubic hair's doom!

As my pubes began to depart my crotch,
I started to feel, a rush of freedom
But then that great feeling went down a notch,
For I felt vulnerable and then some!

Because I found out after I had shaved,
That my small cock gained no real length or mass
Hence, my masculinity could not be saved,
So I went for broke and then shaved my ass!

THE END