Inspired by me plucking my eyebrows...

"Why Did I Pluck My Eyebrows?" By Alexander The Poet 01.03.05

Why did I pluck my eyebrows?,
This I would just like to know
Cause me, it did not arouse,
Only pain it did bestow!

At first I was real tempted,
To get rid of unibrow
So destroy it I attempted,
But I fucked it up somehow!

Pluck my eyebrows, I started
And thought I was doing great
But then my judgement farted,
And it was too fucking late!

So now I patiently wait,
For my eyebrows to grow back
I will be calm, not irate,
Till then I'll just paint them black!

THE END