Dear Santa, This Christmas, I Want A Blowjob" By Alexander The Poet 12.13.08

Dear Santa, let me say, you are such an ass,
 Because you always make me sob
Because every single freaking past Christmas...
 You never gave me not one blowjob!

Don't get me wrong Santa, sweaters are just great,
 But see, I'd just like, something instead
On Christmas Eve, I don't want to masturbate,
 On Christmas Eve, I want to get head!

Santa, you know that I've been real good this year,
 Therefore, why must you be such a prick?
Is it that difficult to make girls appear,
 And wrap their sweet lips around my dick?!

Look, I know you're getting some from Mrs. Clause,
 So I ask you, why should I feel robbed?
I'll throw in more milk and cookies for the cause,
 If this Christmas, you give me a blowjob!

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