"Emo Turkey" By Alexander The Poet 11.20.05

Halloween isn't over yet,
But the Christmas trees are already out
Just guess who the fuck is upset,
The motherfucking turkey is no doubt!

Why the hell do I see Saint Nick,
In the middle of god damn freaking fall
He can go suck a turkey's dick,
Because Thanksgiving comes first, I recall!

Is there no love for the turkey,
I mean the bird has fucking feelings too
But all you people want to see,
Is some white bearded fat ass, oh it's true! 

So go decorate your front lawn,
With Santa Clause, and his damn reindeer too
Do it before the pumpkin's gone,
And just know, that the turkey says "Fuck you!"

THE END