"Happy Fucking Valentine's Day" By Alexander The Poet 02.14.05

You know, Valentine's Day to me,
Is always a reminder
That I'm so single and lonely,
Can't the world just be kinder?!

While lots of guys go buy flowers,
Or they buy girls chocolate
I'm home jerking off for hours,
And damn do I feel upset!

This holiday I'll always bash,
Because really it does suck
Cause it's not about love, but cash,
From it Hallmark makes a buck!

So if to you, love found it's way,
Then for you, this must not hurt
Happy fucking Valentine's Day,
Please for me give her a squirt!

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