"I Got No One To Fuck, On Valentine's Day" By Alexander The Poet 02.07.08

As Valentine's Day approaches oh so near,
 Everyone seems, to have someone to love
But not me though, infact, every freakin' year,
 I spend that day in my room, jerking off!

Is a blowjob really a lot to ask for?,
 On a day, that celebrates true romance?
Because I tell you, there's nothing I'd like more,
 Than for a girl, to get inside my pants!

But in addition to getting some great head,
 It would be nice, if I could feel some tits
But can you guess what Cupid gives me instead?,
 That 'god of love' gives me nothing but shit!

It would seem, that love just never comes my way,
 And with girls, I never have any luck
I got no one to fuck on Valentine's Day,
 And to be quite honest, I think that sucks!

THE END