"Ode To Santa And His Sack" By Alexander The Poet 12.23.07

As I await at night each Christmas Eve,
 There is one thing I hope I do not lack
That besides presents from friends I receive,
 I sure hope I get to see, Santa's sack!

Cause ever since I was a little boy,
 I have heard much stories about St. Nick
How he just loved to give all children toys,
 That he'd pull from his sack, so big and thick!

But some kids from time to time would complain,
 How each year, they would just keep getting dick
And I yelled to them and tried to explain,
 If not for that, then Santa would be sick!

Picture Santa with a sack but no dick,
 It's quite impossible, as you can see
So each year, I expect dick from St. Nick,
 Otherwise Santa Claus is dead to me!

THE END