This was inspired by a comment I heard on an episode of WWE's Tribute
To The Troops. I believe Jerry Lawler mentioned something about "Santa's
Sack", and it hit me!...

"Santa's Sack" By Alexander The Poet 12.27.06

There is one kind of present,
That you just can't think of giving back
Even if no cash was spent,
And that present comes, from Santa's sack!

Santa knows who's been naughty,
And Santa also knows, who's been nice
Therefore he can be quite haughty,
And just give you shit, and not think twice!

But Santa knows you're special,
So he reaches deep inside his sack
He may give you a facial,
Or he may give you a nice stiff whack!

So you didn't get a Wii,
But don't you be upset at St. Nick
For if you look under tree,
You'll see that the old man got you dick!

THE END