I know it's a bit early for Halloween but when poems come, I write them...

"The Whore Who Gave Me A Trick On Halloween" By Alexander The Poet 08.23.06

It was a dark scary Halloween night,
As I was walking from door to door
Then I saw this girl who didn't look right,
For I was correct, she was a whore!

I then chanted 'trick or treat, trick or treat',
With some caution and yet eagerness
Followed by 'Give me something good to eat',
And hoped with goodies, me she would bless!

She dragged me inside, and then did proceed,
To facesit on me with her pussy
So just like candy, on it I did feed,
But then I began to feel woozy!

It was no treat, it was a trick I got,
And I thought I'd be forever cursed
Because after eating that I forgot,
To have my mother inspect it first!

THE END