Twas the night before Hanukkah,
And I was bored as fuck
Cause for me, there comes no Santa,
Hence, all of my gifts suck!
I prayed so much for an Xbox,
Plus for a whole lot more
Instead I got bagels and lox,
Both from a dollar store!
I don't have a big Christmas tree,
I light a menorah
No Harry Potter books for me,
Just a huge ass torah!
Spinning the dradle may be fun,
But gets stale pretty quick
And Jewish pussy I get none,
Hanukkah brings me dick!
THE END