"Valentine's Day Sucks" by Alexander The Poet 

Valentine's Day sucks,
I hate it so much
Got no girl to fuck,
Just pornos to watch

This day makes me sick
Cause I got no girl
To play with my dick
And give it a twirl

I can't stand this day
Every one's in love
But not me, no way,
I'm home jerking off

This day needs to die
It brings me no luck
And this is just why,
Valentine's Day sucks

THE END