"Girl, I'd Love To Cram My Dick Down Your Throat" By Alexander The Poet 03.02.07

Girl, after meeting with you for the first time,
Just one constant thought in my head did float
Which is, that on top of you I'd love to climb,
And I'd love to cram my dick, down your throat!

You may think, that I'm being way too forward,
But try to understand, that life is short
And to waste time arguing, we can't afford,
So shut the fuck up, and be a good sport!

It will be just like going to the dentist,
So just sit your ass down and open wide
Let my dick play the role of a hygienist,
And check for any cavities inside!

You see, I don't really care where it goes down,
In a car, on a plane, or on a boat 
But just you know this, that when no one's around...
Girl, I'd love to cram my dick, down your throat!

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