This poem I wrote when I was feeling very horny. It’s titled…

"I’m Horny"

Right now, I’m feeling horny

         I am sexually frustrated

I am always so lonely

        Just this morning, I masturbated

I need a blowjob badly

       My hands seem to get very tired

I’m afraid to say sadly

       If you got a mouth, you are hired

My penis needs to be stroked

         And my balls so blue, need to be played

Please I beg you, this no joke

         I desperately need to get laid

No one knows what it feels like

          To be so single and so lonely

The girls tell me, take a hike