"I Would Love To Fuck The Shit Out Of You" By Alexander The Poet 09.27.07

As I look at you looking so fine,
I can tell you one thing that is so true
And that is, if you were to be mine,
I would love, to fuck the shit out of you!

But if I'd fuck the shit out of you,
Visually, it would not look so good
Cause my dick would be brown with your poo,
And I would wash it, as fast as I could!

Plus, the bed sheets would look pretty gross,
With your shit everywhere leaving its mark
If a pack of dogs were to get close,
They would surely howl nonstop and bark!

So maybe I just want to fuck you,
And just leave your shit all well and intact
Cause otherwise honey, we are through,
Cause I don't want your shit and that's a fact!

THE END