"If My Dick Could Talk" By Alexander The Poet 05.23.08

If my dick could talk,
 It would whisper to you
Let's go for a walk,
 And let us fuck and screw!

It would tell you prose,
 Better than any bard
And I do suppose,
 That it would get real hard!

It would pour out love,
 Sometimes quick, sometimes slow
When you, it thinks of,
 Well it surely does grow!

If my dick could talk,
 Then I just have no doubt
That you it would stalk,
 Till it gets in your mouth!

THE END