"If My Dick Was Inside Your Mouth" By Alexander The Poet 11.02.08

If my dick was inside your mouth,
 It would bring me, inner peace
For I would scream with joy so loud,
 And my boner would never cease!

If my dick was inside your mouth,
 I'd tell my mom, I'd come home late
That all night I'd be hanging out,
 And oh man, it would be so great!

If my dick was inside your mouth,
 I would see Russia from my house
I also know, without a doubt,
 That you with my cum I would douse!

If my dick was inside your mouth,
 I would never, want it to leave
Committment is what I'm about,
 And all my love, you shall receive...

THE END