"It's Hard To Stand Up With a Boner" By Alexander The Poet 12.14.06

It's hard to stand up with a boner,
It seriously is, trust me
You're better off being a loner,
So no one would see your woody!

Be cause you see, if you try to stand,
You could poke somebody's eye out
And if you cum on them with your gland,
You will traumatize them no doubt!

But you can't be held responsible,
For it's totally not your fault
You saw a girl that was doable,
And your hard-on, you could not halt!

Hence I wait to see someone ugly,
So then my erection will cease
Because then I can stand up smugly,
And hurt not one soul with my piece!

THE END