"My Penis Is Very Lonely" By Alexander The Poet 08.17.07

I just want to take this time to say,
That my penis is very lonely
It never sees anyone all day,
All it just sees, are my hands only!

I try to mix it up now and then,
By penetrating various fruit
At this point it might as well do men,
Cause chance of getting snatch, is minute!

If only my dick was 8 inches,
I would not have a problem at all
But I fall for size queens and bitches,
And they all don't want cock that is small!

What must I do to find some action?,
I mean, some girl must want it surely?
Till then, I'll get no satisfaction,
And my penis will still be lonely!

THE END