"Sometimes My Dick, Gets The Better Of Me" By Alexander The Poet 01.16.07

Lots of times I really can't focus straight,
For my mind is off, in some other land
And this land often has me masturbate,
I'll try to explain, so you'll understand

See, the sight of girls, is so damn pretty,
But the sight of them nude, even more so
And as soon as my cock sees some titty,
It gets real erect, and it lets me know!

It begins to use it's jedi mind tricks,
To make me grab hold of it, with much force
It's so selfish, it just wants a quick fix,
And it thus uses me, with no remorse!

I wish I could somehow control my dick,
But damn it, it has a mind of it's own
Cause the moment it sees some hot nude chick,
It wants attention, and won't leave me alone!

So instead of doing something useful,
I watch porn and I pull my pud you see 
I admit, it's quite unbelieveable...
Sometimes my dick, gets the better of me...

THE END