Somewhat inspired by a scene in Family Guy where Peter turns a pillow
over to the cool side to see Billy Dee Williams.

I've heard the phrase before though, so I figured I'd write a poem...


"The Things I Do To The Cool Side Of My Pillow" By Alexander The Poet 02.24.07

Every night when I go to sleep,
I toss and I turn alot, and I billow
And I get sad and start to weep,
Until I see, the cool side of my pillow!

Because when I see the cool side,
I feel like I am transported to heaven
Then it, I start to hump and ride,
And I wish to do it, twenty four seven!

The material feels so soft,
Very much, like a really young petite girl
With every hard thrust, it I loft,
Until an erection, begins to unfurl!

My dick blooms just like a clover,
And then it cums like all hell, and becomes drained
Then I must turn pillow over,
Because the cool side, is now dirty and stained!

THE END