"What Must I Do, To Cop A Feel?" by Alexander The Poet 

What must I do, to cop a feel?,
You know my love, for you, is real

Should I buy you, roses, each day?
Would roses, take your breath, away?

Should I take you, on many dates?,
To hotels, with expensive rates?

If I tell you, how hot you are?,
Would telling you that, get me far?

If I open cardoors for you,
Would that, get me a feel or two?

Girl, you know that, you are the best,
So can I feel, atleast one breast?

You know I want to touch them, right?,
They look to me, so firm and tight

Just let my hands, go up your shirt,
But don't kick my balls, that would hurt

I love you, with all of my heart,
I think your boobs, are works of art

I do not know, what else to say,
Just want to feel, your boobs, ok?

So come on girl, what is the deal?
What must I do, to cop a feel?

THE END