"When I Wake Up With A Boner" By Alexander The Poet 11.24.10

When I wake up with a boner,
 It is quite a feeling indeed
Of blue balls, I am an owner,
 And a release is what I need

All I want to do is jack it,
 I just can't put that on the shelf
And I really don't give a shit,
 If I cum all over myself!

And if I ruin the carpet,
 Oh well, I guess that's just tough luck
Know what could have prevented it?,
 If I had someone here to fuck!

When I wake up with a boner,
 It is quite a feeling indeed
Of blue balls, I am an owner,
 And a release is what I need...

THE END