Inpired by a true visit to a massage parlor years back...

"When She Rubbed Me The Wrong Way" By Alexander The Poet 03.24.07

I went to one of those massage parlors,
You know, the ones that give handjobs
So after I paid a hundred dollars,
I ended up feeling quite robbed!

Cause you see, the girl didn't make me cum,
She only assumed that she did
For I can tell when my dick lets out scum,
Who was this bitch trying to kid?!

I said "Bitch, get your hands back on my dick,
And make me moan and feel real good
And do it nice and slow, not rough and quick
Until my dick cums like it should!"

But therein lied the problem all along,
Which caused me not to cum that day
Because she was stroking my dick all wrong,
She simply rubbed me, the wrong way...

THE END