"You Should Have Seen My Dick Last Night" By Alexander The Poet 03.06.07

You should have seen my dick last night,
You should have seen how much it grew
It was so hard and so upright,
Because it was thinking of you

Just you, can make it grow that way,
Just you, can make it grow that fast
And just with you, it wants to play,
Because your beauty's unsurpassed

Each time my dick would start to twitch,
It was because you came to mind
You'd make a perfect drainage ditch,
Cause your mouth is one of a kind

I can't describe the things it did,
But I know, you, it would excite
It was huge and could not be hid,
You should have seen my dick last night

THE END