The following poem is inspired by girls I can't fuck. 

"Illegal Boobs" by Alexander The Poet 

When I go to the mall 
I see lots of fine hot girls 
But I see, most of all 
Boobs that are so illegal 

I know this is a crime 
For this I am so sorry 
Illegal boobs at times, 
They just make me so horny 

Hello there little girl, 
Do you like sucking candy 
I like how your hair curls, 
Turn eighteen, I'll be happy 

For when you turn eighteen 
You can ride a car or truck 
But then I'll smile and grin, 
Because you can ride my cock! 

THE END