Initially, I wanted to write this poem about mistaking 15/16 yr old
girls for 18, but then it just turned into this sick pedophile poem
comparing babies to 18 yr olds.
But yet, I feel the point comes across, perhaps even stronger.
That guys will find everything hot, from far away.
"She Looked Legal From Far Away" by Alexander The Poet 07.16.06
When I had first spotted her across the room,
From her sight, my eyes did not stray
And even though she was fresh out of the womb,
She looked legal, from far away!
Perhaps those Huggies diapers should've told me,
That this girl for me was no good
But with that, my eyes simply did not agree,
She looked eighteen from where I stood!
Maybe the Gerber can was too, a sure sign,
Along with that pacifier
But if I had said she didn't look damn fine,
Then I would be such a liar!
Perhaps I need to go and get my eyes checked,
Before my ass ends up in jail
And then I will no longer get so erect,
Staring at young girls with pigtails!
THE END