"After You Do My Dick, I Want You To Do My Hair" By Alexander The Poet 04.04.08

If I had myself a hot chick,
 To her I would so declare
That right after she does my dick,
 I'd like her to do my hair!

You see, my hair is really long,
 And I want to style it so
But to ask my mom would feel wrong,
 But to ask a girlfriend, no!

So right after she makes me cum,
 And thus helps me to get laid
I think it would be so awesome,
 If she'd give me a french braid!

So don't underestimate chicks,
 They can do more than suck cocks
For a bad hair day they can fix,
 They will help you have great locks!

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