Inspired by a bit said by Jeff Foxworthy on the Blue Collar Rides Again tour...

"Anal Sippage" By Alexander The Poet 02.18.05

When something weird drips out your ass,
And it makes you feel so appalled
You know it can't be plain old gas,
Anal sippage, is what it's called!

You start to panic and freak out,
And wonder just where it came from
You start to yell, you start to shout,
Is it urine or is it cum?!

Perhaps it was something you ate,
Or some strange side effect of beer
I know you won't appreciate,
Something leaking out your rear!

I suggest you see a doctor,
And have them check that problem out
They'll make it a problem no more,
And then your ass will have a drought!

THE END