"A Pimple On My Ass" By Alexander The Poet 08.14.04

You know what's a real bitch?,
Having a pimple on my ass
How much I scratch and itch,
How much I beg for it to pass

My left ass cheek gets one,
And then at times, so does my right
Something needs to be done,
So I squeeze it, with all my might!

I squeeze and squeeze and squeeze,
And I wait for it to explode
Would someone tell me please,
Why on my ass this was bestowed??? 

Sometimes when I sit down,
The pimple pops, and I feel pus
So then I start to frown,
But fucker's gone!, so that's a plus!

THE END