One phrase I tend to often hear,
Is, it sucks big hairy monkey balls
Well to me, that's a new frontier,
From where did that phrase begin at all?
How do we know, they are so big?
How do we know, they are so hairy?
Perhaps, they're the size of a fig,
And they're as smooth as a canary?!
So I ask myself this question,
Are such balls quite possible to suck?
Would doing so, cause erection?,
Or rather, nonstop cries of "What the Fuck?!"
I think, big hairy monkey balls
Must not taste that good, but taste real bad
Cause then they would not suck at all
And they would not make people so mad...
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