"Bitch Slap" by Alexander The Poet

When a girl is dumb

 And full of so much crap

It would be so fun

 To give her a bitch slap

When a girl is blind

 And my love she can't grasp

That would be the time

 To give her a bitch slap

When a girl is hot

 And her tits I can't grab

I call her a slut

 And give her a bitch slap

If a girl is smart

 And she sits on my lap

She will touch my heart

 And won't get a bitch slap

THE END