This is oddly inspired by some gay dude on Myspace
See http://porno-poet.livejournal.com/260810.html  for explanation

I modified it so that it applies to girls doing it, and while he
used the term 'lumpkin' originally, I seem to have done some research
and blumpkin is a more common word for it.

"Blumpkin" By Alexander The Poet 04.29.06

When I am taking a crap,
And I see a hot girl walk in
I find myself in a trap,
Because she gives me, a blumpkin!

A blumpkin is when a man,
Happens to receive, a blowjob
While he's seated on the can,
And shitting out, corn on the cob!

I am not sure what to think,
I mean, blowjobs are always great
But wouldn't it smell and stink?,
As I sit there and defecate?!

Perhaps a blumpkin ain't bad,
Maybe my world, it won't shatter
Hell, it might just be quite rad,
To mix head, with fecal matter!

THE END