Inspired by the fetish of shitting on a girl's tits and then titty fucking her with it...

"Chili Dog" By Alexander The Poet 

When a man starts to take a shit,
And on a girl, he drops a log
Then he titty fucks her with it,
Well that is called, a chili dog!

I know it may sound gross and sick,
But you just need to, realize
If it is done real fast and quick,
The cock and tits won't see no flies!

Why take a shit on the toilet,
When you can share it with your love
It is something you won't forget,
One chili dog will be enough!

So if your man just ate some corn,
And you're as hungry as a hog
Just pop in some dvd porn,
And have yourself, a chili dog!

THE END