"Collagen Lips" By Alexander The Poet 10.21.04

You know what I think sucks?,
Girls with collagen lips
It makes them look like ducks,
And my heart, it just rips!

My dick usually pops,
When it sees a hot dish
But then it quickly drops,
Cause girl looks like catfish!

Girls need to see a shrink,
They won't look sensual
Infact people will think,
That they're transsexual!

No plastic surgeon cares,
They all make a quick buck
Such lips give men nightmares,
Their dicks you will not suck!

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