"Dear Dracula, Would You Like, To Suck, My Cock?" By Alexander The Poet 09.29.07

Every movie with vampires I ever saw,
They've always left me in shock
Because they all seemed to carry one major flaw,
They all didn't suck the cock!

I mean, why do they always want to suck the neck?,
Is that where the blood is at?
You see, if only below the belt they did trek,
Well that, I would not combat!

Because the second that they would unzip my fly,
The blood would so start to rush
And without question, I would let them suck it dry,
Right until my cock would gush!

I would happily invite them into my home,
And turn the window shades down
Then inside my pants I would beg for them to roam,
Without any cross around!

So Lestat if you are out there and can hear me,
I got something you can suck
And although it may seem a bit small and tiny,
When it shoots, you better duck!

THE END