When a guy does a girl doggy style,
And you hear the back of her neck, crunch
Chances are, she probably won't smile,
Because he gave her, a donkey punch!
The guy could punch the back of her neck,
Or, he could punch the back of her head
But after it's done, he'll have to check,
To see, if the girl is not braindead!
They are illegal in pro boxing,
That ain't no damn lie, that is legit
And if they are done during fucking,
With a jail sentence, you can be hit!
So, they may sound quite funny at first,
But they're really, not recommended
They may result, in death at the worst,
And the girl's mom, might get offended!
THE END
Research for this poem found at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch