"Dude, Your Mom Is Fucking Hot" By Alexander The Poet 09.17.07

Hey man, I hope that it's perfectly ok,
And doesn't bother you alot
If I told you, when I came over today,
I thought your mom looked fucking hot!

Seriously, just hear me out for a bit,
Believe me, I mean no disrespect
But when I got a sneak peek at your mom's tits,
Dude, I became so fucking erect!

And you know all those times I ate at your place?,
And your mom served us her casserole?
Well to tell you the truth, I wanted my face,
To be served deep inside your mom's hole!

I know you may not like all that I tell you,
But you're the only best friend I got
And being real honest is what best friends do,
That said, dude, your mom is fucking hot!

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