Ok, this poem was inspired by the movie 'Wrongfully Accused' starring
Leslie Nielsen. When he told the girl "Everything we need is in my pants",
well that cracked me up. Leslie Nielsen rocks!

"Everything We Need Is In My Pants" By Alexander The Poet 06.27.06

Girl, On each trip we proceed,
I always pack real light
Because everything we need,
Is in my pants, that's right!

If you need some protection,
Well babe, I pack a gun
And with a good erection,
I can scare everyone!

Whenever hunger strikes you,
And you need some protein
For you dear, that I can do,
If you're at least eighteen!

If you want a warm shower,
Well my sweet, you behold
For I have magic powers,
The kind I give are gold!

So girl, there's no need to fret,
Let's pack the night before
Everything we need I bet,
Is in my pants, I'm sure!

THE END